Purple Wind
Hardcore Gamer
GOTY القادمة:laugh::!
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Lunar Poet
True Gamer
^ هههههه راكبة عليه.
Ash
إداري سابق
Purple Wind
Hardcore Gamer
مسل جداً:laugh::! ينصح به\ا الذديو لمن أنهى Earthbound, مع قد يسلي ملم ينهها:happy:.
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Purple Wind
Hardcore Gamer
Pac, الذديو لا يعمل!
pacino
True Gamer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXNnJE6gNEk
من المصدر شغال بس مع الهاك ما يشتغل ما ادري ليش-_-
من المصدر شغال بس مع الهاك ما يشتغل ما ادري ليش-_-
Majeed
Warrior of Liberation
Id
True Gamer
Difference between men and women!!
-----TWO WOMEN TALKING: ============ ========= ========= ====
Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!
Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
Woman 1: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from these football player shoulders of mine.
Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
... ... ... ...
NOW TWO MEN TALKING
============ ========= ========= ========
Man 1: Haircut?
Man 2: Yeah
Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!
Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
Woman 1: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from these football player shoulders of mine.
Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
... ... ... ...
NOW TWO MEN TALKING
============ ========= ========= ========
Man 1: Haircut?
Man 2: Yeah
Purple Rain
Hardcore Gamer
جني يظهر في مدرسة مهجورة بالكويت !!
في الدقيقة 2:10 الى 2:14 .. لاحظوا ما طلع الا بوقت الاذان
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الصراحة تصرقعت من المقطع !!
في الدقيقة 2:10 الى 2:14 .. لاحظوا ما طلع الا بوقت الاذان
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الصراحة تصرقعت من المقطع !!
Majeed
Warrior of Liberation
هههههههههههههههه ،، مجموعة خبلة من أدج نكت البرمجة xD ،،
Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, "Are you ill?"
The second byte replies, "No, just feeling a bit off."
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Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?
A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
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There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
^
هذي قوية بجد xD ،،
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Have you heard about the new Cray super computer? It's so fast, it executes an infinite loop in 6 seconds.
هههههههههههههههههه ،، يا كثر ما ضحكتني هذي xD ،،
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عبقري والله :xd: ،،
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Why computers are like men:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.
Why computers are like women:
1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
ههههههههههههه في الصميم والله ،، وخصوصاً الحريم xD ،،
Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, "Are you ill?"
The second byte replies, "No, just feeling a bit off."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?
A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
^
هذي قوية بجد xD ،،
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Have you heard about the new Cray super computer? It's so fast, it executes an infinite loop in 6 seconds.
هههههههههههههههههه ،، يا كثر ما ضحكتني هذي xD ،،
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عبقري والله :xd: ،،
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Why computers are like men:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.
Why computers are like women:
1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
ههههههههههههه في الصميم والله ،، وخصوصاً الحريم xD ،،
G7Ga7
True Gamer
ههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه عبد المجيد صنعت ليلتي والله :laugh:
خاصة ان تخصصي SoftWare ENGR. وحاليا في الصيف قاعد آخذ Java1
بدون مبالغة واحد من أجمل الردود الي قريتها ..
بس فيه كم وحدة ... حسيت اني فاشل ما فهمتها 🙁
لول فهمتها بطريقة .. بس ماني متأكد اذا كانت المقصودة !
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أحلى شي :
:laugh:
:laugh::laugh::مرة ثانية.. شكراً عبد المجيد .. هالكم سطر اعدهم من اضحك ما قريت XD
53
True Gamer
xd:
pacino
True Gamer
ودي ادخلها بالليل :wow:
Majeed
Warrior of Liberation
ما شاء الله
فيه شي غلط ،، وين الوي :w00t: ؟؟
صابر اللقطة أليمة :laugh:: ،،
عبدالرحمن شفت هالفيديو من زمان هنا بس نسيت وين ،، رهييييييب :xd: ،، فيه فيديو زيه من نفس الادمي مسويه بس هذا أطلق ،،
Isaac
Executive Member
OMG أومج أومج أوج !!!
تسدحنا هنا أنا وولد عمي .. :laugh:
:laugh::هنيئا لك MR1 ... إيداع والله !! :laugh:
رئصني يا نجاح بالديسك الثاني !! :laugh::
Upperleft
True Gamer
التعديل الأخير:
- الحالة